The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21”
Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.
DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA
they could be a gator
Pros of dating me: I can cosplay your OTP with you.
straight white boy problem #87631